This afternoon I shall be traversing the magical land of about a thousand graduation parties. Now…parties are the worst.
About every place is gonna have a food spread like the Great Hall at Halloween.
So this is my promise. I will eat no candy, no pie (dean would be sad), no cake, and absolutely NO CHIPS. Chips are bad.
I have a party hopping buddy though…my strategy?
Hopefully my friend will scream TROLLLL IN THE DUNGEONNNN if I happen to stray.
Wish me luck!